By its generic title alone, House of Darkness seems destined to blend into the million-zillion streaming menus we scroll through mindlessly, but does it deserve such a fate? Mina doesn’t say much, and Hap says too much, but if you’re really listening, they’re not saying anything at all – which is maddening. No – he delivered the type of flaccid pick-up line proving that he has, in the parlance of the times, No Game. There’s discussion of what they “need” and what they “want” and it appears they both “want” something but what is that? : The last time Justin Long ended up in a big old house in the company of a stranger, he was slowly, agonizingly body-horror-transformed into a walrus.
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